The ChalkPod, Ep.1: Dammit, Jordan
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Connor and Jordan discuss at great length what peoples' souls look like, why Jedis shouldn't move into your neighborhood, Minor League baseball, the great moon war of 2003, sourdough bread, and other nonsense. We apologize for the shite audio quality, we're just starting out with bad equipment.
April 4, 2013
Sucks to Suck
I listened to this and when I was five minutes in John WIlkes Booth came back and asked me to point him in the direction of the makes of this.
My ears told me I should be more like Van Gogh
Really, there's so much wrong with this I cannot even begin to fathom it let alone articulate it all in a coherent manner, instead it would more likely come out as a stream of inaudible noises one might attribute to running a blender full of miniature nails grinding on chalkboards while the cleaning lady next door vacuums up the worlds largest spill of baking soda using one of those hand vacuums you keep for cleaning your car mats.
If I had assign one word from the English language to this podcast, it would probably be "No." If I had to assign two words it would probably be "Dead Babies"
I'm ninety percent sure that everything that has every gone wrong wrong in the world, and I'm talking about Global Warming, Cancer, Obesity, Cancer Caused By Obesity, Heart Problems, Nuclear Wars, Italy Being Indecisive During The World Wars, French People, Middle School, Famine, Drought, Alcoholism, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, JFK's Assassination, and lastly The Milky Way Galaxy's Eventual Collision With The Andromeda Galaxy can all be linked back to the abomination that is this podcast.
I once went to the bathroom after eating the worlds spiciest pepper IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE, and I can tell you that I enjoyed that more than I enjoyed this, in fact I find that preferable.
Let me put it to you this way: I would rather do the Gangnam Shake than listen to this for one more nanosecond.
The quality is comparable to the color "Grey"
So please, please do us all a favor and return to whatever hell you emerged from because I swear if another one of these comes out everyone on Earth will simultaneously throw up and then combust ten seconds later.